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FRANK ZAPPA 28 VARIOUS ARTICLES CUT FROM MAGAZINES IN CANADA EH LARRY? YOWZER

$ 13.19

Availability: 30 in stock
  • Country/Region of Manufacture: Canada
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  • Condition: 28 VARIOUS SIZE ARTICLES CUT OUT OF MAGAZINES THAT SOME GUY IN CANADA SENT TO ME.NO MAPLE SYRUP STAINS. EH LARRY?

    Description

    FRANK ZAPPA - THESE ARE 28 VARIOUS SIZE FRANK ZAPPA ARTICLES THAT HAD BEEN SENT TO ME FROM CANADA - SOME ARE SMALL, LIKE THE ONE ANNOUNCING THAT FRANK BIT THE BIG ONE, OTHERS ARE SEVERAL PAGES - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS - SO IF YOU'RE A FRANK ZAPPA COLLECTOR, GET OFF ON LOOKING AT MAGAZINE ARTICLES FEATURING A GUY WITH A NOSE AS LONG AS YOUR ARM, OR PERHAPS JUST A GEEZER LOOKING TO SPEND SOME RETIREMENT MONEY BEFORE YOU CROAK, LOOK NO FURTHER - EH LARRY?
    LIKE I SAID, THEY'VE ALL BEEN CUT OUT OF VARIOUS MAGAZINES. MOST ARE PRINTED ON NICE QUALITY MAGAZINE PAPER IN CANADA WHERE THERE ARE PLENTY OF TREES TO CUT DOWN FOR MAKING PAPER. SOME HAVE BEEN FOLDED. ROLL ON UP TO LOOK THE PHOTOS AND BUY EM' TODAY.
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    CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET } AND THE MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY, ALICE COOPER, KING CRIMSON, CAPTAIN BEYOND, WILD MAN FISCHER, JETHRO TULL, MOUNTAIN WITH LESLIE WEST AND FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, STEVE VAI IN MY E-BAY STORE.
    PSSSSSSST.... HEY BUDDY... YEAH YOU, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU. WHO DID YEZ THINK I WAS TALKIN' TO? WANNA SEE A FRESHLY BAKED YOUNG MUFFIN, MADE TO REMOVE HER ROSETTA AND FORCED TO REMAIN SPREAD WIDE OPEN, WHILE BEING SPANKED ON BOTH SIDES WITH BUTTER BY A PAIR OF ARROGANT LOOKING CUPCAKES? { WHO WOULDN'T? }. WELL JUST ROLL RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP O' THIS PAGE AND USE YOUR WRIST IN A MORE EXCITING MANNER THAN USUAL BY CLICKING ON MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. INSIDE O' WHERE YOU JUST MIGHT SEE THE BUNS OF YOUR DREAMS. BUT BE CAREFULLY!!! IT'S TIGHT IN THERE FULL O' SOME OF SOME RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS. SO IF YOUR BUTTOCKS ARE A LITTLE LARGE, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD BRING A LITTLE GREASE ON IN THERE WITH YOU IN THE EVENT THAT YOU GET STUCK. THE ADMISSION IS STILL FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?